Garpist


a male harpist who is both very attractive, sweet, funny and socially awkward at the same time. is extremely talented at playing the harp and usually comes across shy, but enthusiastic. often with names that are uncommon.
molly – did you know there was a new guy in the orchestra? he plays the harp.
abby – really a garpist? i bet he’s hot!
molly – he is a piece of eye candy, trust me.

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