garrard
a bony, short haired, no -ss havin chick that may or may not have a cl-t piercing and has a f-cking horse mouth. typically seen f-cking qa and qars, or and e-5 and up. has the potential to be a barracks sl-t but too early to tell.
“hey sargent what happened to your face?!”
“so i was at this b-tches house and her husband walked in while i was b-lls deep in her -ss and her husband beat my face with the toilet tank lid”
“d-mn you got garrarded”
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