Garretting
the act of watching gay p-rn while simultaneously p–ping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.
oh man i was garretting last night and all i smell now is sh-t and s-m-n.
a quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man c-ms in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her -ss out.
after adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play wow with his friends.
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