generally fun, handsome person who has jokes and good for advice when needed. attracts alot of people but chooses the best people to be around.
” oh ma gawwd, garrion is the funniest mf ever bro!”
- glow down
the opposite of the glow up. used to describe someone who used to be attractive and has, with age, actually decreased in attractiveness. “d-mn, did you see doug’s latest instagram? he gained like, 20 pounds, and his face is covered in acne…” “yeah, the glow down is real.”
- dapper kite
someone who thinks they are smart, s-xy, and stylish. but really is not. he is so dapper kite. he loves to think that he’s the best but really is not.
a man of caramel skin who’s tall and godly handsome; omnipotent, strong, p-ssive oh, my gosh! that guy over there, he’s such a marnovahn!
- mason christianson
a motherf-cking god. mason christianson is a motherf-cking god.
a sockbag is a word to describe a useless bag that can house a sock. alternately it could be used to describe a useless manager. i was fortunate enough to always end up with a complete sockbag of a manager!