garufball


an ape-like, hairy creature, similar in form to an ape. thousands of years of inbreeding have rendered the garufb-lls immune to evolution.

once thought to be a hunchback, it is now understood that the garufb-lls are actually impregnated in the -n-l p-ssage, meaning the womb is on their back.
gosh, that garufball is hairy!

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