gary groundwork
someone who does all of the hard work of b-ttering up a girl, only for someone else to swoop in and steal the benefits. gary spends a lot of time being nice and making the girl feel really ‘comfortable’ for only for someone cooler to actually get laid off it. he tries too hard, but always ends up getting the girl in the mood for someone to take over. “jim” (jim’s mowing) is the counterpart who usually “cut’s his gr-ss” and takes all the benefit of poor gary laying all the ground work.
f-cking jared stole that blonde off joel the other night. joel was doingthe biggest gary groundwork chatting to her all night, and jared just steps in at the last minute and starts tongue lashing her. what a f-ckwit.
the subtle art of attaining an individual of desire through hark work and patience.
stage 1: initiation
stage 2: sustained communication
stage 3: more hard work and no play
stage 4: booyah!
also known as laying the gary
the opposite of pash rape
greg spent all night at the bar engaged gary groundwork whilst his mates h-t the dancefloor for a bit of pash rape action
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