Gary Oldman


1.(adj) to change physical appearance, demeanor, and voice; to be chameleon-like 2. (v) to stand behind an opened door as someone walks through it, at which point you push it slowly closed to sneak up on them.
way to pull a gary oldman on me as i walked in the door.

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