Gas Ass
gas -ss is a terrible condition in which a person is constantly letting out extremely stinky farts. another name for this is “chronic flatulence” but “gas -ss” is easier to remember and it’s more modern. after a period of time of having gas -ss, the b-tt will smell like stinky p–p for the next 24 hours. gas -ss is so bad that the farts stink up the entire room and it smells so bad that everyone else in the room has to leave while moaning, coughing, wheezing, etc. and putting their noses in their shirts and their eyes close. usually they will be cursing, screaming, etc. when one has gas -ss, you can literally see a cloud of brown hover around their b-tt. gas -ss is a condition that no one should have and should be treated as soon as it’s discovered.
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situation 1:
calvin was sitting in cl-ss one day when he started to absolutely rip -ss and loud and horrible-smelling as humanly possible.
michael: dude, calvin has the worst case of gas -ss ever!
dude: i know!
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situation 2:
calvin has gas -ss later that night and is absolutely ripping -ss at the dinner table.
the dad: calvin, that smells f-cking terrible, what is your sh-t?
sister: ohmygoditsmellssobad!!!!!!!!!!!
the mom then p-sses out while the sister and the dad evacuate the room while calvin has a big smile on his face.
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