gas money


when you give an attractive girl a ride. gas or -ss for payment, gas money” is her giving you head while you drive.
girl: “can i get a ride home?”
driver: “give me some gas money”

girl gives him head while driving.
lowest rank in the joker-san female rating system. describes a female who is so desparate for male companionship that she’ll bang anyone for gas money. one usually has to be extremely intoxicated to wake up next to one of these in the morning, forcing one to pull a coyote ugly, followed by a slew of major profanity, occasionally interrupted by projectile vomiting and sobbing. also a pre-cursor to repeatedly beating the cr-p out of one’s “so-called” friends for allowing this bullsh-t to happen. poor guy.
“why didn’t we stop spoons from banging that gas money last night? we better stay out of his way for a while, he’s gonna be so p-ssed when he wakes up, if he wakes up. poor guy……”
suckin d-ck, bl-wj-b
hey shane, can u give me a ride home?

only if u gimme sum gas money
the money you have to spend on gas to go somewhere; also an excuse to not go somewhere
noel: hey alwin, come to kundiland. let’s play some cricket.
alwin: nah dude. i dont have that gas money
slang term for crack cocaine. used mainly by white boys in small towns.
jon: “he totally sold his car for gas money”
me: “… me too!”

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