Gas Pump


when a female/male kneels behind a male while he is standing and has an erection. the kneeling person reaches between his legs and grabs his erection like a microphone, pulling it down, then sticking their thumb up his -ss with the same hand. then they squeeze their hand tight, not unlike that of a gas pump handle.
“last night she gave me the gas pump so much i think exxon made money.”
the act of urinating in a female orifice while achieving maximum penetration. please do not smoke cigarettes or use your cell phone during this activity. it is not a hazard to your health but it is just rude.
i was so drunk,i couldn’t tell if i came or gave her a gas pump.
a person who needs to have his/her gas pumped; someone from dunmore, pa; an l7
that f-cker is such a gas pump….
zeeeeeeeeaaaaaa

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