gas station coke drinker
people who are never seen without a big old 32 ounce c-ke, mountain dew or other large beverage from a gas station in their hand. they are also the last person in the world based upon their weight and existing diet that should be walking around 24/7/365 slammin down gallons of soda.
here comes that fat-ss gas station c-ke drinker. she couldn’t p-ss up a 32 ounce 600 calorie soda if her life depended upon it. she’s always having to stop and pick one up on her way and then sitting down sucking it up and over her rotten -ss teeth.
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