when the leader of your country forcabley sharts on your children.
oh wow president bashar al–ssad is back at it again gasisis attackis’ing the kids down the street again.
- down's quindrome
a condition affecting one in every 7 billion people. symptoms include giving people second hand mental aids, perpetual idiocracy, inability to formulate one complete sentence, and an exponentially decreasing p-ss accuracy. wow, down’s quindrome really hit that child hard.
- mountain queef
inappropriate yodelling from ones v-g-n-. a small swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. resue services are still searching for survivors – reuters
- maxim holmes
the angry b-n-r you get from having an overdose of nutmeg. guy 1: dude, stop sniffing nutmeg, you’re gonna get a maxim holmes. guy: but its so good.
- scat chat
texting while taking a m-ssive sh-t. caught up with a number of friends last night. did about a half hour of scat chat. snapchating pictures of poo dude i have just scatchatted your sister with a huge p–paduke. i hope she adds that one to the scatalog.
- i don't suck, you suck!
statement in response to being told that your work sucks, or you suck in general. often said in defense of one’s self when being accused of sucking by people of limited knowledge or bad information. commonly stated in a rushed together pr-nunciation “idontsuckyousuck” for maximum impact, and to point out that the person doing the […]