gasman
a man who is going out with a lady who is considerably older than he is. so called because he can often be found servicing an old boiler.
that ashton kutcher he’s a total gasman.
someone who says a lot of things which are not true.
this gas man got beaten up the other day and nearly died but he told his friends he was standing there as strong as a steel soldier and they should see the other guy
the most inconvient person with no aspect of time. whatsoever.
gas operator: yes, well he’ll be there tomorrow, wednesday, between nine and six.
…wednesday…
no gas man…
…sat-rday…
21:46: gas man: (finally arrives) h-llo. you called for a gas man. bear in mind i’ll charge extra for being called out on the weekend.
a short dirty flip who is usually to busy to order parts for his division, yet always has boots for himself and his flip freinds.
sailor guy: “hey gasmen, get me some f—ing paint brushes” gasmen: “too f—ing bad i spent the money on lox boots for my friends you f—ing gringo”
a mam who likes to fart all the time and does it like it is his job, the fars always smell. also the gas man is a f-gget because that is what the gas man is a dancing farting f-gget!
gary maffettone is a gas man
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