Gasmic Bypass


n. a drastic change in mental or physical state causing a person to completely lose their appet-te for s-x. comes in two forms: temporary or chronic.
larry: according to our couples therapist, my spousal disinterest and insensitivity are the primary reasons for linda’s gasmic byp-ss.
joe: temporary?
larry: sadly, no. we’ve moved on to chronic.

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