gaspis
gaspis (noun) – the gas which is released during and after one urinates. it has a distinctive smells and is usually more satisfying than other varieties of farts.
man: i have to go drain the lizard.
woman: – goes to get brush from bathroom –
woman: i thought you said you had to pee?
man: don’t mind the smell, it’s just some gaspis.
woman: why does it smell like a fast food kitchen?
man: that is that gaspis for you.
#fart #pee #sbd #shart
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