Gastard
a gay b-st-rd.
guy 1: dude, look at that gay guy over there kicking that puppy.
guy 2: i know he’s such a gastard!
a gastard is a fart that no one claims. it is a concatenation of “gas” and “b-st-rd”. a fatherless fart.
“oooooh!” exclaimed alex. “who fathered that bomb?” not me’s ring out from the crowd. “it is a stinky gastard!”
noun. a combination of gas and r-t-rd.
somone who drives a giant, fuel inefficient suv then has the b-lls to complain about paying $400 a week to keep it g-ssed up. often seen with a “gas prices suck” b-mper sticker.
gastard: something needs to be done about this, i just spent $110 to fill up my escalade.
smart person: maybe you should buy a car with better milage.
gastard: but i need! my hulking status symbol!
smart person: gastard
a b-st-rd who has a-lot of hot air
my girlfriend called me a gastard after we had a fight at taco bell.
-(n)- gaston county r-t-rds (this word was given to me by g-d).
only us gastards like sundrop… it’s true.
short for gay b-st-rd
steven: hey bill, look at that f-cking gastard across the street
bill: yeah what a f-cking gay!
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