Gastronomic Singularity


a person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

a remorseless eating machine.

this is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein sp-ce/time curvature becomes infinite. the infinite m-ss of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
at 5’8″ and 165 lbs, takeru kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

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