GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART


the release of a silent b-tt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a jew being g-ssed.
person #1 “shanna, what did you give your husband for hanukah?”

person #2 “i gave him a”gastronomical-blanketfart”.

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