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a friend who acts as the perfect third wheel by distracting parents and/or guardians while friends are hooking up nearby
“hey amelia, thanks for watching the door the other day while levi and i were hooking up. you’re the best gatekeeper ever!”
female appendages that forestall, deter, or prevent procreative s-x.

gatekeepers work to prevent conception
h-rny? you’ll encounter gatekeepers before you can -rg-sm

gatekeepers are contraceptive

i wanted in her p-ssy but when i insisted on getting past her ultimate gatekeepers… i discovered -n-l s-x is a thousand times more f-cking awesome

as long as the position you f-ck her in has her -ss below her p-ssy, -n-l s-x is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like p-ssy on birth control), so her gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.

she likes p-n-s but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.

some of her gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.

appease her gatekeepers and m-st-rb-t- to your homemade s-x video you made with her

the better your refractory period the more you will encounter gatekeepers

her gatekeepers don’t care how often you use p-rn: she prefers you use p-rn instead of using her.

if her gatekeepers won’t let you in her -ss dump her.

when she refuses making a f-cking video dump that gatekeeper.
the gatekeeper is the person who upon receiving a bowl or a blunt within the circle, begins inhaling off the hit in the chamber that is left from the previous smoker. the gatekeeper is not a frowned upon or derogatory term.
steve is the type of gatekeeper smoker.

i had to be gatekeeper, i had no lighter on me.
keeper of gates
gatekeeper is the keeper of gates
the fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. the soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. if the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.
did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.
when a woman(usually fat) falsely protects her freinds(usually hot) from hooking up with guys in clubs due to her large -rs- uglyness and lack of self esteem.
(in club)
knock out ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?

gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd’s in physics.

alice- yes i do…

gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)

knock out ned- f-kin gatekeeper
rather large, moody african american women, in the city of atlanta, that are in charge of, or in the way during, everything that you must do in a given day. the gate keeper being p-ssed at the world for what ever reason make it unbearable and almost impossible to complete the various task(s) at hand in a given day.
i was going to go to the bank but the gate keeper closed the line i was in, when it was my turn, so she go on a cigarette break.

i was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.

i just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper won’t let me give her my f-cking money to pay my ticket. she wants me to go to jail!!!
the s-xual act where one partner acts as the ‘gatekeeper’ clenching his or her -n-s in an attempt to prevent the other partner from penetrating the -n-s forcefully with his member or a phallic s-xual aid (d-ld-).
man… bob and i were playing gatekeeper last night and he was able to siege my stronghold in moments.