gateway texting
sending a text message that will usually open the gate to further creepy text messages. usually used post drinking to provoke a late night hook up and/or shenanigins.
(770): hey gurl whachoo doin
(678): not much, just chillin
(770): alone? 😉
(678): yeah
(770): d-mn gurl, i miss you we should bang
(770):gurl?>
(678): agh! i should of known you were gateway texting when you mispelt both girl and what you.
(phone company mod): the number you have texted is no longer accepting messages from your number.
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