gatter
noun meaning alcohol/a drink. can also be used as a verb, to gatter (to drink) and an adjective, gattered (drunk)
gatterhead: im bare gattered
other gatterhead: isit, buy me a gatter then?
gatterhead: yeh get your gatter on!
other gatterhead: gatter be bare
1. term for alcohol of any -ssortment commonly used by underage drinkers, who get older people to get them served.
commonly used in kent.
yeh boi get us some gatter chav.
wot gatter you got?
wot gatter we getting?
to shoot the sh-t out of someone, stab someone or just f-ck someone up… like covering them in sh-t like stamps.
what blad?! i will gatter you fool!
a historic weapon that was mounted upon ships in the mid 18th century. used commonly by pirates and even the british navy at one point, in an effort to counter the pirates advanced weaponry. the “gatter” is a canon designed to shoot wooden-barrels that would shatter upon contact, sending wood shrapnel speeding in all directions. the barrels were filled with turtles. the purpose of the turtles was to make the ground on the ships near impossible to walk on, however, the turtles shot everywhere much like the wood shards did.
first mate: “black beard sir, they’re everywhere!”
black beard: “aye, load tha gatter ye scallywags!”
a pig. a man who has s-x with women on a regular basis, only to never call them again, while doing anything possible to degrade them verbally or physically.
dude, your such a gatter, i can’t believe you took that girl back to your place and sent her home in the same night.
a name for a fat or chubby ginger person originating from medway, england. commonly pr-nounced ‘gatta’
(gatter walks past) ‘gatter!’
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