Gattitude


the false sense of toughness a person exhibits when carrying a firearm.
“that guy would never mouth off to me without that gun. he’s got a serious gatt-tude problem.”
the bad-ss att-tude someone gets while chewing gum virgorously open-mouthed.
marci nearly bit my head off for asking a simple question because she had gatt-tude.
a negative disposition displayed by a possessor of gay ident-ty. typical attributes include finger pointing, high pitched sarcasm, and a supreme sense of ent-tlement accompanied by sanctimony.
seated at a cafe discussing which celebrity you most closely resemble.
civilian: i think you’d be helena christenson
victim: oh really, thanks!
gatt-tuder (overhearing and then interrupting): yeah, maybe if a truck had run over her face.

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