Gaucho Slap
the “gaucho slap” is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal s-x using a condom. normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male -j-c-l-t-s, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a “slap” noise along with an explosion of s-m-n and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.
gee wiz! did you hear about jill? her and her boyfriend fernando recently broke up because he gaucho slapped her, totally ruining the moment.
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