gawed


sounds like “oh god!” but with the written intention to not take the lord’s name in vain
im session:

ben: “please send me your photo display pic”

suzy: “oh gawed, get over it ben! i am not sharing”
when someone is so drunk, you could mistake them for being high
john: man, amy winehouse was always gawed
sam: we are terrible people… but true

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