gawkward
being both geeky and awkward.
being a n00b in the room made her feel gawkward.
when you lock eyes with a stranger for a moment too long and it becomes awkward.
i had a gawkward moment at the coffee shop today. this lady gawked at me too long making me feel uncomfortable, so i grabbed my coffee and gtfot (got the f outta there)
a feeling of uncomfortable body self-consciousness, especially concerning the wearing of revealing clothing.
i wore my new sundress to the picnic, but it showed so much flesh that i felt totally gawkward.
adjective: a shortened form of the useful phrase “g-d-awfully awkward.”
to be used in relation to people, places, and situations.
cr-p! the new girl we hired today is my boyfriends ex. how gawkward is that?!
or
omg! did you see that girls outfit?? it was so gawkward!
or
that kid is so gawkward; he has no idea how to interact with other human beings!
when you see something/someone and would like to get a closer look at them/it and put yourself in an awkward position to gawk at them/it.
i thought i saw shane across the cafeteria and i ended up pulling a gawkward across the table.
awkward freeze moment and look on your face when you’re posing for a photo, but the person doesn’t know how to operate the d-mn camera.
photographer: okay! smile! 1…2…sh-t, how do i turn this thing on?
group: gawkward!
discomfort from or a situation involving a h-m-s-xual interacting with a heteros-xual in an inappropriate way.
then matt–who’s gay–sat in my lap and asked me to see les miserables with him. totally gawkward situation.
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