Gay as AIDS
1. expression used to express great distaste.
2. when something is beyond gay.
(note): can be shortened to “gaids” for maximum efficiency.
(1)
dude a: dude, this b-tch just dropped me for a black dude!
dude b: d-mn, thats gay as aids.
(2)
fellow x: he just shot me! the fool just shot me in my gut!
fellow y: ah, thats gaids… might want to call an ambulance.
when a h-m-s-xual has been partic-p-ting in to many h-m-s-xual actives he has received aids. he there for is so gay he has aids.
san francisco is gay as aids. there are so many h-m-s-xuals in the san francisco bay that have aids.
john wants to hang out with his girlfriend instead of playing basketball. he therefore is gay as aids.
some act, gesture, movement, word, or phrase that is so stupid, or h-m-s-xual that it makes the person who heard it get p-ssed off or just completely silent.
if a guy says,”hey do i look good in these sweats?” that was gay as aids!
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