Textsomnia
the inability to get a decent night’s sleep because of one’s self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. this thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.
an ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.
boss: why are you so lethargic and lackl-ster at the office today?
employee: i’m suffering from textsomnia. i couldn’t get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff…like moby d-ck…and floggings…and the caloric count of coconuts.
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