gay buffer
when you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same s-x so as not to appear gay.
dude, leave me a gay buffer! you are so close to me you’re practically sucking my d-ck.
the unused urinal(s) between two males when the extra capacity could be used. most men would rather wait for someone to finish then have their p-n-s in glancing distance of another man to avoid any -ssumptions of h-m-s-xuality.
male 1: why don’t you just use the urinal between them?
male 2: i need my gay buffer, i don’t want them to looking at my d-ck.
when two straight bro’s are forced to sleep in the same bed on an overnight stay at a hotel; extra pillows are placed between them creating a gay buffer.
joe: hey jon, there’s only one bed.
jon: no problem bro, i’ll call the front desk for some gay buffers.
joe: sweet! good thinking. now let’s go creep for some strange, i’m itchy!
elderly male, usually gay or imputedly gay. elderly male living alone so -ssumed to be gay by those with no other knowledge of him.
derived from english slang for elderly male “old buffer”; ‘buffer’ being an industrial employment in metalworking.
him? he lives in that house on his own, guess he’s a gay buffer.
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