gay card

the mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.
i haven’t seen rent yet and i can’t make quiche, so take away my gay card.
a mythical card that is used to indirectly tell someone an action or activity is not typically performed by a straight male. the card is similar to a frequent diner or buyer card where a stamp or hole punch is placed in the card and after so many punches the card is full. a gay card is stamped or punched when a man (usually straight) performs a stereotypical gay action such as interior decorating, color coordinating, etc. at a certain point the card is filled and the person is deemed gay.
“dude, arranging flowers is like two punches in your gay card.”
usually an insult said to someone slightly slow. after being told they have dropped their gay card, the victim looks down, as if looking for it, thereby announcing to the world he’s gay.
matt “hey rob, you dropped your gay card.”
rob “f-ck you”
like the race card, the gay card is used when an individual or group of people of the lgbt community believe or accuse an individual or group of discriminating or hating them because of their s-xual orientation in order to gain an advantage or influence over their needs and wants.
ex. 1. lgbt high school student: you just hate me because i’m gay! h-m-phobe!
high school student: no, you’re rude to me in cl-ss and spread rumors. being gay has nothing to do with it…

ex. 2: lgbt individual to a police officer: i’m gay, it’s a hate crime if you arrest me!

ex. 3: religious individual: just because i believe in g-d doesn’t mean i automatically hate gay people…
lgbt individual: you’re the reason i can’t get married! it’s entirely you and your religion’s fault for oppressing us!
religous individual: hey, i voted for gay marriage to be legal!

ex. 4: lgbt high school student: woe is me, i’m a freshman and can’t get married. -cries-
high school student: stop playing the gay card to get attention. it’s not working.
like the p-ssy card accept used only between gay men to grant each other favours for s-x.

to use the gay card is when a guy uses his body or has s-x with another gay guy in order to get what he wants.
andy used the gay card on will and got the promotion he wanted. although will was 58 and andy was only 19, andy was eager to get a head in the workplace.

“andy has used the gay card so much, anyone would think he was turning into a common prost-tute!”

“now andy has aids and is nearly dead, toby will play the aids card to get andy’s job.”
an imaginery card that when dropped by its holder,forces them to bend over in an effort to pick it up only to result in an erect p-n-s being inserted into there -n-s(at great velocitys),mostly used as a treat ie:
“dont f-ck with me or youll be dropping that gay card if u know what i mean”

“next time you pwn me that bad, gay card hits the floor”