gay fat


a gay man who does not have a gym-perfect body, but rather carries a body fat percentage in the 12% – 20% range. a man who is considered gay fat within the community would likely be considered athletic, physically fit and in-shape within the greater cultural context.
grant: hey, can i use one of your guest p-sses for the gym? i’m in a bit of a dry spell with gigs, and couldn’t afford to re-up myself.
jerome: sure, man, no problem.
grant: awesome, dude. i’m afraid if i don’t start to get back to it regularly, i’m going to lose this year’s ‘-ss fabulous’ contest.
jerome: honestly, i don’t know that a fourth straight win will make you any more f-ckable, but it’s easier to give you the p-ss than to host a full-blown gay fat intervention in a few weeks if you don’t win.

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