Gay Guise
pr-nouc. gay guys
the act of pretending to be h-m-s-xual with a friend in agreement. usually used to avoid encounters at social gathering places such as bars and clubs with flirtatious and unattractive members of the opposite s-x.
the act of gay guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.
disclaimer: the gay guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite s-x. excessive use of the gay guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for “switching to the other team”, or attracting actual h-m-s-xuals.
douche1: “hey girls, if i were to rearrange the alphabet, i’d put u and i together, lol!”
douche2: “yah bro, high five! awesome. so what’cha babes doin’ tonight?”
girl1 uses gay guise.
girl1: “probably scissoring each other. probably kinky.”
douche1: “whoa. uh. hey. hey! i love this song, mann, catch your girls later. lets go brosef.”
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