gay planner
a mental to-do list kept by a hetero guy on the off chance he ever goes h-m-. generally used to remind the wife/girlfriend that he does, in fact, have a p-n-s.
wife: honey, let’s go see the s-x in the city movie on opening day!
husband: what a great idea! let me just jot that down in the ol’ gay planner…
girlfriend: sweetie, you should come to the salon with me on sat-rday… i’ve always thought you’d look just adorable with highlights.
boyfriend: sat-rday, huh? let me check… good news! looks like i’m performing anonymous airport bathroom stall f-ll-t– at 9:00, but, other than that, the gay planner’s wide open!
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