Gay Wank
a gay w-nk is the secondary w-nk a male can use, as it is common knowledge that a man uses different s-m-n when w-nking to straight and gay p-rn. hence meaning you can w-nk twice consecutively.
“dude, i wanna w-nk but i can’t”
“use your gay w-nk man”
“good idea”
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when a male m-st-rb-t-s while sticking an object (usually a finger) up his -n-s.
dan; why did you spend so long in the jacks, were you having a gay w-nk or something?
matt; yes i was.
dan; wait i didn’t know you were gay!
matt; i’m not, you don’t have to be gay to enjoy a gay w-nk.
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