gay zombie
a zombie that is not content with eating flesh. oh no. gay zombies are out for only one thing, p-n-s! bent wrists, makeup, fashion compliments…all signs of h-m-s-xual undead. don’t worry, though, a gay zombie won’t bite you or rip you apart. they just give you hickeys. yes, big f-ckin’ hickeys whose only purpose is to flip your world upside down and make you as flaming as your dad’s charcoal barbecue grill in the backyard when your mom starts b-tching and he dumps too much lighter fluid because the only thing on his mind is how much time is gonna go by before she shuts the f-ck up. that’s a lot of flaming. be prepared! don’t get bitten…err…kissed- by any gay zombies.
see fnd films on youtube for gay zombie trailer.
-gay zombie runs up on vin and attacks him-
-aaron knocks the zombie off with a shovel-
vin – “dude, i think it just gave me a hickey!”
aaron – “quick! say something manly!”
vin – “um, those…shoes are nice.”
aaron – “what?!”
vin – “thoseth shoesth, the compliment your outfit.”
aaron – “you have a lisp, dude!”
-vin’s wrists start bending. his lisp gets stronger-
vin – oh my g-d, oh my g-d. ooooh ooooooh.
-vin looks at aaron in interest-
vin – “mmmmmmmmmm”
-aaron is left with no choice but to kill his best friend to keep himself from loving the c-ck. good choice.-
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