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a gaydrian is an emaciated dweller of the internet, pr-ne to making wild and unsubstantiated claims of it’s s-xual prowess. or just talks complete and utter nonsense. it also is quite happy to wh-r- itself out to the cheapest bidder

often goes by the name “goatboy”, “rentboy” and “dorothy”
(gaydrian):alcohol is the sh-ttest drug. but not when i’m drinking it

(gaydrian):hippies are ok but some of them are d-cks

(gaydrian):i need to p-ssss

(gaydrian):the tatterd shreds of dignity she once had have just been burned into non-existance

(gaydrian):so much to do, so little enthusiasm

(gaydrian):last night i dreamt
that somebaody loved me
no hope, no harm
just another false alarm

last night i felt
real arms around me
no hope no harm
just another false alarm

so tell me how to lov …

(gaydrian): my soul is for sale. i’m not gonna lie, it’s sullied and tainted, i’ll sell it cheaply.
a h-m-s-xual man of less than five feet in stature who gives a rather good rimjob. tends to go by the alias “adrian mcloughlin”.
adrian? yeah right, more like
gaydrian.”
gay asian that hates to be in the same place where girls are.
d-mnit gaydrian, stop pms-ing.
usually found lurking on internet forums offering body parts for sale. has been known to sell stuff he never owned in the first place, e.g. dignity

is well known for his dorothy shoes.

the gaydrian’s only known predator is the death cat.

recent quotes:

{gaydrian wrote}
“i am just trying to fit in”

{gaydrian wrote}
“thermal efficiency; they don’t waste fossil fuels on keeping themselves warm.”

{meinauto wrote}
that’s the smartest thing i’ve seen gaydrian ever write!

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notes by current owner: underfed, disaffected, urban manling, with significant issue about gender and s-xual orientation. can be yours at a reasonable price, see the doc
get a rentboy, get a goatboy, get a gaydrian!

bgn forums rock!

for sale: one dignity
for sale: one -rs-
for sale: one tooth

{kick gaydrian in the head}

goat boy
gaydrian is a man who has embraced the habits of a gay man but has not openly admitted that he’s gay. much like a metro s-xual, he spends more time in the bathroom, more money on hair & skin products, goes to the salon more, and has more culinary & interior decorating knowledge than most women.
upon returning from bed bath and beyond, gadrian indulged in a gl-ss of wine and sat down to watch his favorite shows “the o.c.” and “queer eye for the straight guy”.