GayLesbian
1. something to call your friend when you are unsure of their s-xuality.
2. a secret group for you and your friends containing all the answers to the world.
3. a synonym for “white trash”.
guy1: hey see that thing over there, i’m not sure whether its a guy or a girl as i see both genital objects.
guy2: you’re right!! he must be a gaylesbian.
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person1: hey i have something to tell you, but its a secret.
person2: then why don’t you tell me in the secret group.
person1: wait… what??
person2: you know, the gaylesbian group!!
person1: oh! gotcha.
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girl1: i heard that the nascar event was disrupted by a bunch of rednecks; what gaylesbians they are!!
girl2: as i examine your statement, the need to empty my body of excrement en fills me.
girl1: mhm.
straight s-xually. a funny play with words. if a man is gay and lesbian, he’s straight.
most times geared toward metros-xuals as well. rarely bi.
guy: i need to go shopping for a christina agulara cd
gurl: you are so gay
guy: i am not. i love my gurlfriend.
gurl: fine….you are so gay-lesbian.
to act lesbian like but not really be a lesbian. the fact that the lesbian is gay makes her straight.
kristin is such a gay lesbian when she is around amelia!
women created by gay men to like other women. when a straight man encounters a gay lesbian often he would lose hope in ever finding the right woman for him so he goes to the gay side. gays have been creating lesbians since the dawn of time, although it has back fire on most gays, while some straight men enjoy lesbians.
man: i hate gay lesbians! i’m gonna become gay!
gay man: my plans have worked!
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- starlopper
the b-tch geek of irc……dont f-ck with her or she’ll likely f-ck with u right back! usually hangs around the geeks realm of irc or if ur lucky u can find her in a gaming room soemwhere. loaths w-nkers c-ckheads loosers and dipsh-ts! starlopper is a b-tch
- bistracted
even though straight, when someone of the same s-x is so pretty that you do a double-take. while watching criminal minds, i was bistracted from the storyline because shemar moore was in the scene.
- Boxzema
when a man applies noxzema to a woman’s v-g-n- and uses an electric fan to heighten the pleasure. i bet he is totally going to boxzema that b-tch tonight! i need to swing by the store on my way home because i am going to boxzema chantal.
- Miriham
red headed kinky type miriham: don’t call me miriham! me: ok, miriham booty