Gaylordx
the definition of g-yl-rdx:
i) low in strength or inability to fulfill the ultimate gayness.
ii) a lord of all the gayness that are happening in this era and the ruler of all the g-yl-rdx on earth.
iii) a particular g-yl-rdx opened a society called the g-yl-rdx corp for the g-yl-rdx united nation.
the “x” stands for hardly anything, just some letter to make things look gayer.
anonymous 1: who is the king of all of the g-yl-rdx?
anonymous 2: he’s stanging righ in-front of me, looks like he has the abilty to be gay.
anonymous 1: errr, me?
anonymous 2: yes!
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