ROFJMO
acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for ‘rolling on floor jerking myself off’. as roflmao implies something funny was written, rofjmo acknowledges something s-xy.
moe: what did you think of “unfaithful”?
curly: rofjmo!!!!!
moe: me too; diane lane is hot.
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