gaymander


new jeep model, appealing to soccer moms and yuppie types, that rarely sees offroad.
alt: a salamander that likes other salamanders w/ the same slimy parts.
i saw 400 gaymanders at hy-vee the other day.
or
i saw that d-mn gaymander gettin’ all icky on the other one.

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