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• Pork Scotch trousers

  boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them. what the h-ll is fatboy wearing? pork scotch trousers. boring aren’t they? its the flap that does it.

• Snotule

  microscopic blobs of snot that come out when you laugh or blow hard through an uncongested nose. my dad mad some snotule when i made him laugh.

• Solar-Powered Ninja Penguin

  a penguin that is solar-powered and just so happens to posess ninja qualities. see also: siamese pygmy pole-vaulter i have no example. i am writing stuff so the system will accept this.

• Sparish

  rude or in a “i just dont care” tone of voice skye: doesnt this dress look awsome on me?? emily: ha… sure why not….. skye: you dont have to say it so sparish! emily: mhm whatever… skye: jerk…

• spauwe

  dutch slang for puking gast van al da bier moe ik spauwe

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