gayser


similar to the natural phenomenon of a geyser. when a gay couple gets out the -n-l beads for a night of man on man pleasure. first pop in just a couple beads (recommended 7-8 for optimal results) and then securly close the hole with a b-tt plug. then all in one swift motion pull it all out and he will spew like a gayser!
that gayser roman gave me last night must have reached atleast 10 feet high, however, i should not have eaten taco bell that night because the liquid stuff is harder to get out of sheets.
when a gay guy stares at you and or checks you out. after you both make eye contact accidently or it intentually penatrates your soul and makes you feel happy inside.
guy #1 dude did you just gayser that guy?

guy #2 don’t knock it til you try it

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