socio-politial wing of the lgbt community, characterized by affluent, white, cis-normative, gay men who view all other “lgbt” groups as inferior and a political liability. characterized by their disdain for trans- people, lesbians, and lgbt people of color, and persistant belief that marriage equality is the only legal issue facing the lgbt community, while unemployment discrimination and disease go ignored.
the gaytriarchy loves drag queens, but is severly phobic of trans women.
when h-m-s-xual att-tudes become greatly accept by society, that they influence the behaviour of heteros-xual people. the prevalence of metros-xuality can be attributed to the gaytriarchy, where straight males have become self-conscious about their appearance and go through beauty rituals every morning in order to preserve their youthful aurora.
the gaytriarchy has gotten to jamie, it took him 45 minutes to moisturise and pluck his eyebrows.
a beam of light used to keep male h-m-s-xuals away. some say the gayzorbeam is really 50,000 v-g-n-s going at the speed of amazing. “gayzorbeam! pew pew pew!” -jake g.
a geddicorn is a mythical creature similar to a unicorn. it is a good-looking female that attends a rush concert without having to be coaxed to do so by a dude. she is turned on by geddy lee and not afraid to show it. i went to the rush show last night and saw the […]
- Genna Oge
genna oge is jenna’s horrible attempt at writing her own name. “the bagpipes are screaming chicken at the little kids!” is one of jenna’s quotes.
(guh-shtahl-ing) 1. slyly escaping scrutiny by being a phenomenal smooth talker. 2. giving a long-winded fake apology until a person forgets why he or she was mad at you in the first place. this is a skill that cannot be taught and must be learned through experience. word origin: hybrid of gestalt and stalling. “you […]
- Get Five
to achieve the task at hand to ones best ability without hesitation.(can be used in any positive cic-mstance.) 1.i got three grams and one blunt rap, gotta get five. 2.drunk brandon: make this cup alec drunk alec: ya man, if i make this we win drunk brandon: so get five!!! 3.f-cking get five