Gazebo Breakfast
a s-xual act involving three parties. one party arches their body over the other two, who are engaging in a 69. instead of feasting upon genitals, however, the “9” in that equation is fed strawberries and whipped cream by the arched person. the “6” delivers oral s-x as usual.
“the threesome i had with those two rand-os from craigslist totally ended with a gazebo breakfast. i spent the next two hours cleaning whipped cream and love fluids out of my sheets.”
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