Gazebu


a company or inst-tution that is rarely honest with the public.

from the word zebu meaning lies, deception, bullsh-t which is derived from practice of some uk pubs and restaurants to p-ss off tough brazilian zebu meat as bargain-priced “british” steaks.
ryanair – the uk’s least favourite budget airline – is a cl-ssic gazebu.

though they often advertise ‘free’ flights within europe, there are several hidden costs that only become apparent as you embark on the booking process such as; charges for check-in, baggage, boarding and babies (you may travel free but your infant costs £20)…
so, ultimately, their claim to offer free flights is complete and utter zebu.

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