GBBL


great big belly laugh
gbbl… when lol just doesn’t cut it
gushing bl–dy bladder leakage. the excretion of significant amounts of bl–dy urine during mictuation. normally occurs due to lack of stis despite frequent unprotected s-x.

current hypotheses suppose that this is naturally evolved mechanism in people who have repeated s-xual intercourse without protection and somehow manage to avoid infection, to teach them a lesson.
jafooli had slept with 15 girls, and a transgender person, in the last three weeks without protection. he had just got his sti test results back and was delighted to be given the all clear. unfortunately he went home and found he had gbbl when he sprayed blood all up the wall of his bathroom.

“your not getting off that easy jafooli” said nature

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