new age web 2.0 word for geek. old geeks wear gl-sses with tape and pocket protectors. new age geaky geeks are often tech gurus or game fanatics.
something is wrong with my computer. whats that geaky guys number that fixed it last time, ill just call him.
- give dese peepoh ayah
best. movie quote. ever. if you don’t know what it’s from, you don’t deserve to know!! ok, it’s from total recall. happy?!
- giving an Edward Cullen
the act of going down on a girl when she’s on her period. “dude, did you hook up with that chick?” “yeah. i went all the way down on her. she was on her period too.” “d-mn, you gave her an edward cullen? takes guts, man.” he wants to hook up, but i’m on my […]
the hairy crevice from the small of a mans back to the root of his b-lls, including the sphincter, r-ct-m, and any chodes. “do i have to wait til lunch for you to splash sour cream on my manchelada?” (gay reference) “i want to slurp the chili out of your mancheleda” (-n-lingus) “get off your […]
a celebration of the day a stoner first smoked weed. should be spent smoking up and reminiscing about the good old times. today is my marijuananniversary so i’m about to go h.a.m.
- marry the ketchups
it’s where you pour a half full bottle of ketchup into another half full bottle so you have one full bottle um, i wanted to get here early to marry the ketchups.