Gear Boner


a state of extreme arousal evoked by the presence or discussion of niche demographic tools. most often used in reference to bike messengers, photographers and videographers.
half the office is gathered around mike’s new 1080 video with an interchangeable lenses, panting and grunting. they are getting such gear b-n-rs for that thing.

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