gear shift dildo
stick of a car used as a d-ld- by women s-xualy excited by car, truck, vans or other motor vichecls
dude! whys my stick wet and smell like puss?! dude i think your woman used it as a gear shift d-ld-
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one stage up from “you beauty!”. easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like. “that girl was a mutton chop beauty”
- mutton flaps
slang term for l-b–, the lips around a woman’s v-g-n-. her mutton flaps were so long, she could probably spread her flaps and fly.
- puinter
one who puints; to punt a p-ssy, “p-ssy punter” sat-rday nights only! come join in the fun of puinting! punt the most amount of p-ss-es, and win a free plate of happy nuggets!
- Puke Parade
when some dumb-ss drinks too much at the party and pukes all over your house “d-mn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice.”
- Puhey
p-ssy / v-g-n- / poontang i got all up in her puhey last night.