gecko titties


refers to the natural direction that the t-t and nipple face when hanging or sloughed in a bra. ultimately the t-tties will face opposite directions, as to resemble the independent eye movement of the gecko. this is not a birth or development defect but simply a result of three primary factors: 1)obesity coupled with little to no exercise or 2) age or 3)many years of “hard livin”.

to date, census reports indicate that the highest concentration of “gecko t-ttied” females are found in the midwestern states.
whoa, take a look at that b-tch, those nips are all over the place! been awhile since i’ve seen a good pair of gecko t-tties.

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