geebus


simply an alternate pr-nounciation of the christian son of man jesus christ, popularized by a misguided homer simpson when forcecd to volunteer for foreign missions. also this can be used by pseudo-christians to comply with the third commandment.
homer: but i don’t know geebus!
the g-d of gaming, usually used to proclaim an amazing feat accomplished on a game.
player 1:oh my geebus!
player 2:what?
player:i just shot a guy in the head which flew through him and hit the guy behind him.

(bad example but ya’ll get the gist)
jesus
simpsons – geebus
a truthboy collecting knowledge and trying to build perspective.
it seems to take most people until their eighties or nineties to truly achieve the geebus.
the black jesus. geebus christo. used to express unimaginable stoopidity of another person.
geebus christo, kid… your such an idiot!!

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